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Fashtime

Added a template called "Fashtime", which prints this:
Today is Thursday, July 18, Year of our Lord 2024 (MMXXIV), Day 199. The time is 4:59 pm, America/Anchorage Time.

feel free to use it. You can see it in action at tbe bottom of the Main Page. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 09:11, 26 June 2024 (AKDT)

Slow returns after edits

For a short while there will be a 2-3 second delay after you edit a page. This is because we are running a maintenance script that is checking the page and adding links 5o other articles, to kill the huge multitude of orphaned articles we have. So be patient, the delay is just fascipedia doing its job. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 17:00, 17 February 2024 (AKST)

Remove link

I was wanting to ask that you remove the Dusty Shitkel link. I do not like the guy I think he is a fatass piece of shit and an enemy. Thank you. WritersAgainstCommunism (User talk:WritersAgainstCommunism) 11:20, July 26 2023 (UTC)

Don't start drama here my dear friend. Dusty Shekel is a good friend of Fascipedia. He donated the Adolf Hitler first prize statues to the contest which were worth over $500, so he has done much more for fascipedia. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 07:28, 26 July 2023 (AKST)

WritersAgainstCommunism (User talk:WritersAgainstCommunism) 5:54, 26 July 2023

Okay then that's your false opinion, me and him were good friends once until that day we turned against each other for some reason. All he does is talk and text like a spoiled middle aged teenager. Besides I am doing more for here and he rarely ever types here or makes articles, I make art propaganda and introduce other organizations to give this website an influence while he doesn't.

Attention fellow Fascists

I will be creating more articles by interviewing certain organizations and groups including movements to take info on what they are all about, to promote them, and to use those articles to extend Fascipedia. I believe this will very much help out Archangel and Bacchus with this beloved website that provides true information to have more groups be added so those that visit here may check them out.

writersagainstcommunism (talk) 6:34, July 11 2023 (UTC)

Good to be back here once again

Seeing that Fascipedia has changed, I remember where I could easily insert an image and the links were easier to post but turned a different direction. And Archie has helped me out with a few things learning certain codes and symbols I can use to approve articles. Happy I could get help from him, a very smart, helpful and kindful Fascist. Fuck Wikipedia, Fascipedia is the place to be.

writersagainstcommunism (talk) 8:28, 3 July 2023 (UTC)

behave yourself this time around ok? ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 05:49, 8 July 2023 (AKST)
Thank You. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 20:53, 6 July 2023 (AKST)

Thank you for my #2 Fascipedia prize....

Thank you for my Fascipedia prize. Second time. Woo-hoo! Real prizes. Pretty cool.

It's not why I write, but it is fun. Keep that Hitler silver spoon polished for me, now. I want it. Got my name on it.

(Bacchus can go suck a lemon, eh)

The Myth of German Villainy


Francis Meyrick (talk) 18:01, 11 March 2023 (UTC)

Did you see the sorry state of prizes we won this time? I think between us, we got what a coozie? ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 19:33, 12 March 2023 (UTC)
It's the thought that counts. When you're a monkey, gotta expect peanuts. Francis Meyrick (talk) 20:19, 12 March 2023 (UTC)
It's the best Coozie in the world. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 01:25, 13 March 2023 (UTC)
And indubitably, speaking of Bacchus? The cheekiest monkey, eh. Francis Meyrick (talk) 00:25, 15 March 2023 (UTC)

Bacchus is a member of an exclusive club now. Fascionaries who bitch about free shit they've won. Bacchus himself was a victim of one. That guy is no longer with us tho. He got the boot after he attempted to steal Bacchus' prize. Now Bacchus whines just like him. Oh the irony. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 05:29, 15 March 2023 (UTC)

Upgrade issues

  • Vector Legacy 2010 is the best skin right now. Use it.
    1. Hit the "preferences" tab next to your name.
    2. Hit the "appearance" tab
    3. Select "Vector Legacy 2010"
    4. Hit "submit" at the bottom.
  • search is offline. fixed
  • Special pages are offline fixed
  • New Skins installed
  • please report other issues here.

๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 03:16, 9 March 2023 (UTC)

for movers and shakers, not belly achers... -- ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 03:18, 23 February 2023 (UTC)

hello guys, i tagged you all into this post to save myself a shit-ton of spamming this message to all of your user talk pages. i am already loving this tagging feature. You guys are the ones archie brings up the most in conversations, the ones I see on gab the most, the ones that are doing most of the edits, and the ones who are winning most of the prizes. i have to take a short break from FasciPedia pretty soon here, and archie will need all of you to pick up that slack during that time. i typically create 10 -15 new article starts per day. You guys are doing all the little edits.  3000 this month. My article starts are seldom more than two edits, so you guys are doing all that.


here is my proceedure, so you can copy me:

  1. i open 3 windows or otherwise have 3 apps open at once.
    • a browser window
    • another browser window (or 2nd tab on same browser)
    • a notepad
  2. i go to one of the lists on the bottom-left bubble on the main page
  3. i tap a red link and open an edit screen
  4. i lift the title and search the title in the second browser window.
  5. i briefly scan the search results and pick something. archie doesn't like us to use wikipedia so i avoid it unless no choice.
  6. i lift whatever part is need for the fascipedia article. (1-5 paragraphs usually)
  7. this is pasted into my notpad
  8. i now SCRUB THE SHIT OUT OF IT
    • remove faggot woke language
    • remove "regime" and use "administration"
    • replace "nazi" with "national socialist"
    • reword it so it sounds strong, not like it was written by some pansy.
    • make sure there is at least one link.
  9. paste the scrubbed content into the blank article edit box.
  10. in the bottom left corner, use the preview, button! You will be surprised how much trouble this will save you.
  11. just above the "save page" button is a drop down category tree. All articles must at least one category.
  12. save page!

I can create an article in 5 mins doing this. Lets not let archie down ok? If everyone does just one or two of these a day, we won't run into any problems.

thanx ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 03:18, 23 February 2023 (UTC)

New feature -- WikiSysop (talk) 22:36, 22 February 2023 (UTC)

We are now able to tag each other into convesations (beta). Those wishing to test this beta feature may take note of the new symbols between your Username and the peferences tab at the very top of your screens. Please go to your email preferences and adjust your notification settings the way you want them. Read the info buttons to see how to tag other people. Ie.: User:Archangel, User:Bacchus WikiSysop (talk) 22:36, 22 February 2023 (UTC)

Oh, hell yeah! I just tapped the message and it brought me here.

๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 22:44, 22 February 2023 (UTC)

I noticed that the tagging does not work unless you sign your comment with ~~~~ which everyone should be doing anyway. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 17:50, 23 February 2023 (UTC)

repetitious errors -- WikiSysop (talk) 17:39, 22 February 2023 (UTC)

Sometimes the bot will propagate a typo on lots of pages before it is discovered. We try to be careful, but we are human, the bot isn't. If you spot a repititious error such as a typo repeated throughout an article, just report it. You don't need to fix them. That same bot can fix them all right back in a jiffy, just let us know. Thanks, Fascionaries! WikiSysop (talk) 17:39, 22 February 2023 (UTC)

Preferences Tab is fixed

Oh my God I fucking fixed it!

When it became clear that I wasn't going to get any help from our hosting provider, and when it became clear that the MediaWiki foundation could not help either, I just rolled up my sleeves, fut on my Guy Fawkes mask, and went in. Understand now that I'm familiar with the guts of wiki software at a basic level, but its HUGE, made by thousands of people over 20 or so years, and with many styles. Some of this code is horrible and very ugly.

But I'm really fucking good.

Ok, there's probably younger guys out there who can totally school me, because I haven't been in the scene since we were making lists of sites to attack on Hidden Wiki back in early 2000s, but I believe in myself and thats part of what makes me awesome, so I looked at that fucking text wall of an error code, and went in by myself.

I have always said that taking the right risk is one of the most important aspects of being successful. I was worried I might break the whole wiki. But every day is a new chance, and so it took six chances for me to whack this mole. I am still here, so that means I have survived every challenge life has ever thrown at me. Iโ€™ve done my best in every situation, based on where I was at that time in my life, where Iโ€™ve come from, and the resources at my disposal.

But this one was awesome. I'm still high on the mega endorphine hit. This was as good as my team winning all-state debate, or one time (when I was younger and not quite so good looking) fighting 3 guys at once and winning, having sex with my favorite celebrity, or landing an airplane that first time. Yeah its just like that. Exactly so. I fucking rock. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 06:34, 17 February 2023 (UTC)

youre masturbating, arent you. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 06:38, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
You bastard. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 06:41, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
i didnt know you were so in love with the preferences tab. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 06:44, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
Thats it, I'm removing your mod privileges, you piece of shit. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 06:48, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
if you do ill post the pics i have of you, the recent changes, and the watchlist ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 06:54, 17 February 2023 (UTC)
You wouldn't Dare! ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 06:59, 17 February 2023 (UTC)

Preferences Tab

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We are slowly recovering from the database damage we suffered in the last vandalization-hack. I still can't log into this account normally. We suffered our first DoS attack the very day after we went live on 04/20/22, which means it was someone from GAB, the only place we announced it. Attacks have been steadily increasing since then. Unlike the typical DoS attacks, the New Year's hack actually did real damage. So hitting your preferences tab will bring you an error until we get that fixed. You'll notice that the website itself is fully intact , as is user data. That's because all of that is encrypted all the way up and down the line. Even if they somehow copied it, all they would get is an encrypted mess. Only I, not even our web host, have the key. But apparently they can wreck services like our preferences tab and my login. Our web host assures me its on the mend, and won't happen again. Yeah Right... ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 21:27, 8 February 2023 (UTC)

Clearly our collective brilliance, wit and insight has them worried. I suggest taking it as a major compliment to us all.
Except to Bacchus, of course. We're just putting up with him.
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Francis Meyrick (talk) 04:00, 9 February 2023 (UTC)
If we end up having to move to a more secure server, can we please leave Francy-pants behind? ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 04:26, 9 February 2023 (UTC)
you know you'd miss me. Who else gonna pick on you? Francis Meyrick (talk) 05:02, 9 February 2023 (UTC)
Normally id say archie but lately hes just bin whinin about red links. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 07:34, 9 February 2023 (UTC)

Thank you...! -- Francis Meyrick (talk) 19:55, 2 February 2023 (UTC)

A respectful 'thank you' to the kind & generous person who donated the December Fascipedia literary prize. Namely, a pristine April 1966 'Playboy' magazine, with the famous interview with George Lincoln Rockwell. Much appreciated. Cherished trophy.

(Oh, and note to Bacchus? Kiss my... um, shtick. Memory. Shtick.)

(ho-hum)

a Drunk Irish Nazi has been spotted roaming fascipedia.
sorry, Bacchus, can't all be as sexy as Moggy
That magazine, and the Hitler bust presently in the mail to you were both donated by User:Rightof Genghiskhan. When statuette shows up, I would absolutely love it if you could up load a pic! I would use it for promotional purposes , and make sure to post it prominently on Bacchus's Userpage. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 21:24, 2 February 2023 (UTC)
Absolutely. On the mantle piece, above a roaring fire. And among the ornaments, war trophies, crates of ammo, and scalps? I shall prominently place a happy, yellow, plastic, duck. Like one would expect to be innocently rocking about in the bath tub. Consolation prize. For dear, fuming, bumbling Bacchus... Francis Meyrick (talk) 23:07, 2 February 2023 (UTC)
out of curosity, what kind of faggoty name is FRANCIS???? asking for a fren. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 00:29, 3 February 2023 (UTC)
the name belongs to a smarter faggoty fascist than you, it appears.... Francis Meyrick (talk) 01:31, 3 February 2023 (UTC)
to be honest my daddy used to tell me im the dullest thing in the crayon shed, so you win this one. oh yeah, i messed with your images a bit. Nothing snarky. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 01:48, 3 February 2023 (UTC)
If that was my puppy, I would name him "Duce". ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก
Please train "Duce" to bite Bacchus, on sight. Francis Meyrick (talk) 05:48, 9 February 2023 (UTC)

visual editor removed -- Francis Meyrick (talk) 04:34, 30 January 2023 (UTC)

"I don't have any problem with that, except I miss the easy, old access to the images I had already uploaded. Or is there still some sneaky way to see the inventory of already uploaded images? Asking for a technical dufus. Me. Francis Meyrick (talk) 04:34, 30 January 2023 (UTC)"

On the left, click "Special Pages" 5th section down - click "Gallery of New Files" - ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 07:19, 30 January 2023 (UTC)
Ah. O-kay. Lemme go see... YEP, yep. That works. A trifle-tad convoluted, clearly designed by an engineer-geek, academic-moron type, large brain-small pecker, but it works. (cough) Francis Meyrick (talk) 12:30, 30 January 2023 (UTC)

2 in a ROW??? -- ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 23:03, 29 January 2023 (UTC)

WTF...The same guy wins 2 in a row?? WTF?? I win only a single one, and some spoiled brat tries to steal it, this is bullshit. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 23:03, 29 January 2023 (UTC)

"Tisk, tisk. Learn from this. You gotta give it gas, to stay top of the class.... (ho-hum)"Francis Meyrick (talk) 12:39, 30 January 2023 (UTC)
if you take feb's prize i'm coming to your house. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 21:33, 30 January 2023 (UTC)
"amma gonna try, Bubba. And if you come? Better bring your granny." Francis Meyrick (talk) 01:08, 31 January 2023 (UTC)
The only reason I didn't let the thief get away with it is because he deserved it even less than you did. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 23:09, 29 January 2023 (UTC)
I wonder what an article made entirely out of red links would look like? Do you think it might be annoying at all? I mean really, I think a lot of red links could be a good look, or maybe a whole article filled with working links to all sorts of pointless worthless articles about nothing, or maybe an article made entirely out of empty sections? ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 07:56, 30 January 2023 (UTC)

Antifa troubles -- ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 09:50, 29 January 2023 (UTC)

Ok, I just went to the Antifa article over an hour ago and had one of my little meltdowns. It was a total fucking mess, and I just spent the last hour fixing it. Its midnight now here in Alaska, I'm wiped, and Iv'e spent all this time tapping away at my satellite phone fixing this monstrocity... I did not look at the history because I know that everyone who has worked that article was trying to do the right thing, and I love all you guys, so I will just make a little passive-aggressive list and use a refridgerator magnet a post a list of problem areas that we need to avoid in the future. One day this site is going to explode, get press attention, and articles like Antifa will be the first ones anybody checks out:

  1. Stop the Wi***edia-style links. We don't need to link to every fucking little thing. If there is not already an article, and you don't plan to write it, DON'T LINK IT. If I see a red link, the article better have a direct, and I mean VERY direct, association to Fascism, or it gets de-linked.
  2. Empty sections. No! If you think there should be a section in an article, but you can't be arsed to write it, just list it in the discussion page as a section recommendation, please.
  3. Use the wiki markup. Wiki markup existed before Wi***edia. It is not HTML. Avoid tags such as <br> unless you have no choice. HTML can confuse the software. Bad. Don't do.
  4. The format:
    1. A short lede.
    2. Somewhere in the first sentence, the topic of the article appears in Bold print
    3. following the lede, there should be at least one section (double equal signs)
    4. We do not use single equal signs unless there are at least 5 sections
    5. every section optimally should contain at least 5 sentences, one link, 1 photo, and one reference. (Not always possible, but if you can't get it most of the way, consider not creating a section at all.
    6. At least one category. Do not invent new categories.
  5. If you feel like you need to warn people not to click an outside link because it might be dangerous, don't create the fucking link.
  6. You do not need to say that a section is "not complete". Everyone knows that. Its a wiki.

Gentlemen, I know you are all working very hard, but I have some wonderful things in the works, and I cant do them as efficiently if I have to spend an hour fixing a high-view article, and then another 20 mins typing notes like this one. We gotta be professionals guys. Thank you all for your hard work, I really *do* appreciate it. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 09:50, 29 January 2023 (UTC)


OMG you are such a whiner. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 09:52, 29 January 2023 (UTC)
I Know. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 09:54, 29 January 2023 (UTC)

My main account -- ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 22:38, 23 January 2023 (UTC)

The account I am using to post this message is not the original Archangel account. This is a duplicate. Unfortunately that account was destroyed last night in a hack. While the nature of the hack was not such that anyone's accounts could be taken over or anything. The attack on the database destroyed the old "Archangel" account irrevocably. While it is possible to simply revert the database to a copy from 3 days ago, that would mean undoing 3 days of work, and so I made the decision to rebuild my account manually, basicallt from memory. Let me know if I got anything wrong, or if anything looks off. I'm not perfect and Bacchus and I wete up until the wee hours of the morning fixing the mess.

on another note

I am giving serious thought to removing the new talk layout. It does not work as advertised. I wanted the ability to tag other fascionaries into conversations, but we can't get it to work. If this feature is working for anyone, let me know, otherwise I'm un8 stalling it. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 22:38, 23 January 2023 (UTC)

Javascript

We are running a javascript experiment. Hopefully, it will make using the talk pages a little easier. Everyone give it a go and let ne know what you think. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 22:41, 22 January 2023 (UTC)

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๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 22:58, 22 January 2023 (UTC)
Where is that? How do I get to it? ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 23:06, 22 January 2023 (UTC)
You can adjust the script according to your preferences in the settings dialog. It is available at the click of the gear icon advanced which can be found in the "CD" section of the watchlist and under any comment form.
The hotkeys can be found at the click of the "?" button under any comment form and on hover over the navigation panel buttons. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 23:16, 22 January 2023 (UTC)
๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 23:33, 22 January 2023 (UTC)
Well, unless it does't work of course. @Bacchus @Francis Meyrick @DukeCannon @Princeps Caesarion @Ramenta Plumbi @Rightof Genghiskhan @Robert Leiden @ๅ๐•ป๐–†๐–—๐–™๐–ž๐•ป๐–Š๐–‘๐–Ž๐–ˆ๐–†๐–“1488แ›‰ ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 23:50, 22 January 2023 (UTC)
It didn't notify me or anything. @Archangel ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 23:54, 22 January 2023 (UTC)
@Bacchus It doesn't look lik the tagging works. Its really the whole reason I installed it ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 00:04, 23 January 2023 (UTC)

Progress Bar *** -- ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 04:35, 21 January 2023 (UTC)

Whichever one of you fascionaries hit the 1000 goal, also broke the progress bar. Congratulations. Yhere was a rare bug embedded in it that can only occur in certain rare situations and you managed to find it. It took me almost 4 hours to fix. On the plus side, our bar is better than anyone's now. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 04:35, 21 January 2023 (UTC)

Visual Editor -- ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 21:13, 8 January 2023 (UTC)

By necessity, certainly not by popular demand, I have removed the buggy-as-fuck visual editor. I know some will lament this, but it was damaging pages, dropping categories, denying access to parts of a page it did not understand and "intuitively" doing things that did not make sense. It is not at all difficult to do things manually. Thete is a preview button, and I am happy to help. Its easy to use the markup. You just need to get used to it. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 21:13, 8 January 2023 (UTC)

Don't panic, don't panic. (I'm not panicking!) (much) -- Francis Meyrick (talk) 19:43, 26 December 2022 (UTC)

? Not sure if I follow that. If the server crashes? I wasn't here.

4 squiggley. Things. Did I do this right? Francis Meyrick (talk) 19:43, 26 December 2022 (UTC)

If you meant for this to be a new topic, the you did this correctly, except you do not need the leading colon. However, if you meant for this to be a response to something, then the leading colon was perfect, but you should have tapped the edit tab on the topic you were responding to, rather than the new topic tab. Archie didn't think to add that bit to the instructions at the top, but fortunately you have ME. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 21:45, 26 December 2022 (UTC)
okay, that was helpful. Francis Meyrick (talk) 22:48, 26 December 2022 (UTC)
The colons work like tabs. I just fixed yours. Most people just add one extra more than the person above them. Its just so the whole thing is easier to read. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 02:38, 27 December 2022 (UTC)

New features

If you were gone over Christmas, and if you have family you should have been, you might notice a change or two to the platform.

  • The Fash-Radio had a couple of background upgrades to performance. Expect the next feature to be a log-in requirement. The problem is that the radio and FasciPedia are still separate entities because my login is more secure than the FasciPedia login, and I don't want to dumb-down the radio to make it compatable. That means I have to smarten-up the FasciPedia login, and thats more work.
  • The search functions and AI now used Case *insensitive* deployment.
    • It now automatically redirects to a page that has same spelling but different capitalization.
    • It's one very simple query, the performance hit should be almost unnoticeable.
    • The user having to figure out the correct URL is often more of a performance hit.
    • This improvement uses a 301 "Moved Permanently" redirect, that should be fine for search engines.
    • Bing bot usually likes to crawl a site assuming it's case insensitive, rewriting all the valid URLs into lowercase, causing lots of 404 error responses in my logs, and prevents some of our pages to be indexed properly on that search engine.
  • And the most notable change is the drop-down menu that you will find at the bottom of the edit screen. You don't have to type in Categories anymore. You can if you want to. Every article should have at least one category. So now just tap the junction at "Core categories". Check off which ever ones apply, open more trees if you have to. When you have checked all of the appropriate categories, just finish normally. You will no longer see the categories on your edit screen, but they are there, trust me. Enjoy the new system. It is magnatudes easier.

๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 10:16, 26 December 2022 (UTC)

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Archie, i'm already loving the new Category system! The old one was such a total grind. Can't really see a y difference in the chatbox, but its good to know that you're hard at work doing stuff that nobody can see or notice. I did try a few searches wirh mixed case...nice! ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 21:50, 26 December 2022 (UTC)

-- ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 23:31, 25 December 2022 (UTC)

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Wolf Shield -- ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 03:42, 24 December 2022 (UTC)

Everyone give a warm welcome to Wolfshield! ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 03:42, 24 December 2022 (UTC)

10,000 Edits!! -- ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 04:12, 8 December 2022 (UTC)

We hit edit goal already! Thanks for the Birthday present!! Friggin' Awesome!๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 04:12, 8 December 2022 (UTC)

OMG that was way fast!!!!!!!!!! ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 08:07, 8 December 2022 (UTC)
we shouldn't have any trouble making article quota either! Duff (talk) 08:36, 8 December 2022 (UTC)

The Chat Box -- ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 21:47, 7 December 2022 (UTC)

I'm lovin the chatbox, but we gotta have a way to keep trolls down. We just had one, and he wasn't really a problem, but ten more like him will render the chatbox useless. Archie is the only one that knows how to code this stuff, he coded the whole chatbox. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 21:47, 7 December 2022 (UTC)

Welcome Maruku!! -- ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 22:30, 5 December 2022 (UTC)

Another new fascionary!! He's a GAB lurker, so he hasn't posted a great deal, but Archie knows him, so he's a great guy! Click HERE, and say hello! ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 22:30, 5 December 2022 (UTC)

Welcome!!!!!!!!! Duff (talk) 08:40, 8 December 2022 (UTC)

Welcome New Member! -- ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 20:35, 4 December 2022 (UTC)

We have a new Fascionary among us! Welcome User:Lebensraum5150 Whom I know very well from GAB. Those of you not on GAB should join and check out his contributions there! He's great! ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 20:35, 4 December 2022 (UTC)

Hi!!!!!!!!!! Duff (talk) 08:39, 8 December 2022 (UTC)

The Confederazi problem -- ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 23:16, 3 December 2022 (UTC)

I think Confeferazi is a good kid, but sometimes he acts like a spoiled child. He keeps begging for his privileges back, and seems to only be here for the prizes, which is OK I guess, but his recent stunt aside, seems too immature to be given mod privileges. I love the kid, I think he's great in every other way. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 23:16, 3 December 2022 (UTC)

When I first brought him on, I told him that if he busted his ass for a month, and showed me what a great Fascionary he could be, I mean if he really impressed me, that I would grant him full moderator status. Well its been a month, and this is where we are. I like the kid too, I really do, but I really can't afford another episode like we just had, and frankly, I hate the drama. I wish he'd just stay like he was that very first day or three. TONS of new articles, you know? I love the kid, its just hard to trust him. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 23:26, 3 December 2022 (UTC)
Um...I'm still on moderate. I've been following this whole saga. He acts like he's spoiled rotten, though I admit there could be issues I don't know about. But if you give this kid his goodies back, you better give me mine. I never tried to fuck you over, Archie. Duff (talk) 23:36, 3 December 2022 (UTC)
I'm going to make an arbitrary decision here. The way I see it, it was *me* who he wronged, and yes he could have potentially brought some heat onto FasciPedia and Archie, but that didn't happen. I also hold a position called "Judge" on this platform, so I am going to take him off moderation. Mostly because I am tired of approving his posts, but also because I don't think he'll do it again. He still has perms to earn back, and those will take time, but I also think he will be a fine Mod one day, if he can hold it together. Duff, I am taking you off Moderation as well. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 21:50, 4 December 2022 (UTC)
Thank You! Duff (talk) 21:57, 4 December 2022 (UTC)
Fully agree with the decision MilleBracciaAlzate (talk) 15:49, 5 December 2022 (UTC)

(:) Confederazi: excuse me for you calling me a spoiled child but I fucking have autism so you better respect me and be patent with me and I fucking mean it.

You need to put six colons, with out the parentheses() in front of your reply, and sign with four tildes ~~~~ at the end of your comment. Look and copy what other people are doing. Fix it. I'm not fixing this one for you. Everyone on this site respected you right up until you tried to steal somebody's prize. If you want that respect back, you have to earn it. You could score big points with Archie (and me too) by creating a butt-load of new articles, like you did when you first came here. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 22:44, 5 December 2022 (UTC)
no Closed - ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก

Now open! -- ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 20:50, 3 December 2022 (UTC)

Piasi D'cafe is now open! All Fascionaries welcome! Please remember to start new topics with the "New Topic" tab and place responses under it. New topics go to the TOP. Also, remember to indent your responses using a colon ":" and sign with four tildes "~~~~" THANK YOU!! ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 20:50, 3 December 2022 (UTC)

This is awesome boss! ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 22:59, 3 December 2022 (UTC)
So what should the very first topic be? What should we talk about? ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 23:06, 3 December 2022 (UTC)
I have an idea. Its something thats been on my mind a lot lately. User:Confederazi. Let me start a new topic. It will appear above this one, right? ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 23:10, 3 December 2022 (UTC)
Yes, that's right. ๐˜ผ๐™ง๐™˜๐™๐™–๐™ฃ๐™œ๐™š๐™ก 23:17, 3 December 2022 (UTC)

Confederazi: I am willing to win Hitlers fork so I can make my great great uncle proud as he met Hitler before. He was a collector of many things and thought of getting Hitler's fork in case he died but unfortunately was shot by the soviets and failed to get it. If Bacchus was nice enough, I really want to fulfill my great great Uncles request I bet he would be happy, he would love to see that his great great nephew (me) would get it for him so I may have complete his collection. Almighty God I pray this happens, even if I don't win, it would be nice if Bacchus gave it to me anyways in exchange I work under him. Amen. Confederazi (talk) 14:17, 8 December 2022 (UTC)

No fucking way, if I win it, I'm keeping it. Its worth over a thousand bucks, are you kidding me??? Why do you think I'm busting my ass making new articles? If you want it, you gotta work for it, thats how the world works bud. ๐“‘๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“พ๐“ผ (talk) 23:21, 8 December 2022 (UTC)