FasciPedia:Privacy policy

The best bit about the privacy notice is that all this has to be “concise, transparent, intelligible and easily accessible” so hold on to your hats, motherfuckers, this is going to be the shortest, clearest and best freakin’ privacy policy you ever did see. So. Here we go…

We may determine your location by using drone technology and live video feeds. We can control your camera and watch you pick your nose.  Ha ha, no, we just check out your IP address or any location data you attach to a post. Strictlynormal anti-spamstuff. We don't care who you are or where you are at, we just block IPs that are trying to fuck up our website.

In case you didn't notice, we are running Wikimedia software, its the most privacy-concious system in the world. We can't even doxx OURSELVES.

We know, we tried.