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"Hey, Ehud! Can I ask you a question?" | "Hey, Ehud! Can I ask you a question?" | ||
''"Yes, Moggy. What you want?"'' | ''"Yes, Moggy. What you want?"'' | ||
"Errr....Why do you jews hate us White people so much?" | |||
"Errr....Why do you | |||
''"That is a lie! What makes you say that?"'' | ''"That is a lie! What makes you say that?"'' | ||
"Well, I was reading this man, a jew, wants to abolish the white race?" | |||
"Well, I was reading this man, a | |||
''"That is a lie! Nobody say that! Are you an anti-Semite?"'' | ''"That is a lie! Nobody say that! Are you an anti-Semite?"'' | ||
"No! No! I don't even know what that means?" | "No! No! I don't even know what that means?" | ||
''"It means you are spreading hate speech about the jews!"'' | |||
''"It means you are spreading hate speech about the | |||
"No! I'm sorry! I won't say another word...!" | "No! I'm sorry! I won't say another word...!" | ||
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"Hey, Mordechai! Can I ask you something?" | "Hey, Mordechai! Can I ask you something?" | ||
''"Yes, Moggy, what!?"'' | ''"Yes, Moggy, what!?"'' | ||
"Is Israel America's best ally?" | "Is Israel America's best ally?" | ||
''"Yes, Moggy, Israel and America face an uncertain world."'' | ''"Yes, Moggy, Israel and America face an uncertain world."'' | ||
''"But we do so, standing together, shoulder-to-shoulder!"'' | ''"But we do so, standing together, shoulder-to-shoulder!"'' | ||
"I see. Should a true friend ever desire to conquer his ally?" | "I see. Should a true friend ever desire to conquer his ally?" | ||
''"Of course not, Moggy! Are you stupid!?"'' | ''"Of course not, Moggy! Are you stupid!?"'' | ||
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</td><td>"Hey, Isaac!" | </td><td>"Hey, Isaac!" | ||
"Is it honorable for a man to work hard? | "Is it honorable for a man to work hard? | ||
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''"Yes, Moggy, of course."'' | ''"Yes, Moggy, of course."'' | ||
"So why don't | "So why don't jews seem to like physical labor?" | ||
''" | ''"jews are higher creatures, Moggy. Much more refined.'' | ||
''We have servants for that."'' | ''We have servants for that."'' | ||
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''<nowiki>''</nowiki>Yes, Moggy, what!?"'' | ''<nowiki>''</nowiki>Yes, Moggy, what!?"'' | ||
"Why do you | "Why do you jews call the Palestinian people, beasts?" | ||
'' | ''"That is a lie! Who told you that?"'' | ||
"Well you know Rabbi Eli Ben Dahan?" | "Well you know Rabbi Eli Ben Dahan?" | ||
'' | ''"Yes, of course! A great man!"'' | ||
"Well... he said it." | "Well... he said it." | ||
'' | ''"Ah, you are just making troubles for the jews!"'' | ||
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''"Moggy!"'' | ''"Moggy!"'' | ||
"Are you | "Are you jews racists?" | ||
''"Of course not. We oppose racism in any form."''<br>"Oh, okay. Did everybody actually get that memo?"<br> | ''"Of course not. We oppose racism in any form."''<br>"Oh, okay. Did everybody actually get that memo?"<br> | ||
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"Oh, never mind, never mind..." | "Oh, never mind, never mind..." | ||
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Latest revision as of 23:55, 24 February 2024
File:Six quotes from six jewsBETA.mp3
"Hey, Ehud! Can I ask you a question?" | |
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"Hey, Isaac!"
"Is it honorable for a man to work hard? In the sweat of his brow? Labor in the fields?" "Yes, Moggy, of course." "So why don't jews seem to like physical labor?" "jews are higher creatures, Moggy. Much more refined. We have servants for that." "Oh! Who are all those servants, then?" "All the other, inferior races, Moggy." "Oh. So am I inferior?" | |
<br | "Hey, Mordechai! Can I ask you something?"
''Yes, Moggy, what!?" "Why do you jews call the Palestinian people, beasts?" "That is a lie! Who told you that?" "Well you know Rabbi Eli Ben Dahan?" "Yes, of course! A great man!" "Well... he said it." "Ah, you are just making troubles for the jews!" |
"Hey, Levi!" "Moggy!" "Are you jews racists?" "Of course not. We oppose racism in any form." | |
"Excuse me, Ovadia, I have a question?"
''What, Moggy!'' "Am I a piece of shit to you?" ''What are you talking about!?'' "Oh, never mind, never mind..." |
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