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"Hey, Ehud! Can I ask you a question?" | |
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"Hey, Isaac!"
"Is it honorable for a man to work hard? In the sweat of his brow? Labor in the fields?" "Yes, Moggy, of course." "So why don't Jews seem to like physical labor?" "Jews are higher creatures, Moggy. Much more refined. We have servants for that." "Oh! Who are all those servants, then?" "All the other, inferior races, Moggy." "Oh. So am I inferior?" | |
<br | "Hey, Mordechai! Can I ask you something?"
''Yes, Moggy, what!?" "Why do you Jews call the Palestinian people, beasts?" ''That is a lie! Who told you that?" "Well you know Rabbi Eli Ben Dahan?" ''Yes, of course! A great man!" "Well... he said it." Ah, you are just making troubles for the Jews! |
"Hey, Levi!" "Moggy!" "Are you Jews racists?" "Of course not. We oppose racism in any form." | |
"Excuse me, Ovadia, I have a question?"
''What, Moggy!'' "Am I a piece of shit to you?" ''What are you talking about!?'' "Oh, never mind, never mind..." |
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