Opinion - Six quotes from six jews

	"Hey, Ehud! Can I ask you a question?"      "Yes, Moggy. What you want?" "Errr....Why do you Jews hate us White people so much?" "That is a lie! What makes you say that?" "Well, I was reading this man, a Jew, wants to abolish the white race?" "That is a lie! Nobody say that! Are you an anti-Semite?" "No! No! I don't even know what that means?" "It means you are spreading hate speech about the Jews!" "No! I'm sorry! I won't say another word...!"
	"Hey, Mordechai! Can I ask you something?" "Yes, Moggy, what!?" "Is Israel America's best ally?" "Yes, Moggy, Israel and America face an uncertain world." "But we do so, standing together, shoulder-to-shoulder!" "I see. Should a true friend ever desire to conquer his ally?" "Of course not, Moggy! Are you stupid!?"
<br	"Hey, Mordechai! Can I ask you something?" ''"Yes, Moggy, what!?"'' "Why do you Jews call the Palestinian people, beasts?" ''"That is a lie! Who told you that?"'' "Well you know Rabbi Eli Ben Dahan?" ''"Yes, of course! A great man!"'' "Well... he said it." ''"Ah, you are just making troubles for the Jews!"'
	"Excuse me, Ovadia, I have a question?" "What, Moggy!" "Am I a piece of shit to you?" "What are you talking about!?" "Oh, never mind, never mind..."

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