Opinion - Six quotes from six jews

	"Hey, Ehud! Can I ask you a question?" "Yes, Moggy. What you want?" "Errr....Why do you Jews hate us White people so much?" "That is a lie! What makes you say that?" "Well, I was reading this man, a Jew, wants to abolish the white race?" "That is a lie! Nobody say that! Are you an anti-Semite?" "No! No! I don't even know what that means?" "It means you are spreading hate speech about the Jews!" "No! I'm sorry! I won't say another word...!"
	"Hey, Mordechai! Can I ask you something?" "Yes, Moggy, what!?" "Is Israel America's best ally?" "Yes, Moggy, Israel and America face an uncertain world." "But we do so, standing together, shoulder-to-shoulder!" "I see. Should a true friend ever desire to conquer his ally?" "Of course not, Moggy! Are you stupid!?"
	"Hey, Isaac!" "Is it honorable for a man to work hard? In the sweat of his brow? Labor in the fields?" "Yes, Moggy, of course." "So why don't Jews seem to like physical labor?" "Jews are higher creatures, Moggy. Much more refined. We have servants for that." "Oh! Who are all those servants, then?" "All the other, inferior races, Moggy." "Oh. So, am I inferior?"
<br	"Hey, Mordechai! Can I ask you something?" ''Yes, Moggy, what!?" "Why do you Jews call the Palestinian people, beasts?" "That is a lie! Who told you that?" "Well, you know Rabbi Eli Ben Dahan?" "Yes, of course! A great man!" "Well... he said it." "Ah, you are just making troubles for the Jews!"
	"Hey, Levi!" "Moggy!" "Are you Jews racists?" "Of course not. We oppose racism in any form." "Oh, okay. Did everybody actually get that memo?"
	"Excuse me, Ovadia, I have a question?" ''What, Moggy!'' "Am I a piece of shit to you?" ''What are you talking about!?'' "Oh, never mind, never mind..."

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