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Well, I humbly beg your pardon
guess I was born in a veggie garden.
There are times I surely wish
I wasn't a player in a Petri dish
I can't be happy in my Goyim group
that slums around in a smelly soup.
(I could try being cultured too
but it probably would end in my Waterloo)
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How about the lowly White?
Sounds a bit like goodbye, goodnight!
How about the Shamrock Isle?
Are we permitted to stay a while?
The claim of Jewish gentlefolk
the highest, most cultured, la-di-dah?
Hoompah!, Hoompah!, Cha-cha-cha?
Make way for Talmudic Shangri-lah?
seems to me a bit outspoke
not to mention a conceited joke.
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If that is 'cultured' I'd hate to see
your spitting hateful devilry
Ma'am, I'm trying be polite,
so I'll just say 'Goodbye', 'Goodnight'!
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When it comes to culture & class
seems to me a bit of a crevasse
to wag your finger in my face
and tell me I should know my place
and if I don't meekly lick your boot?
You're gonna kill me underfoot.
This is not the way to Paddy's heart
I'll tell ya that, just for start
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Well, Rabbi, all that I can see?
Is undisguised cruelty
In cynicism, and thirst for blood
you're knee-deep in the crimson flood
your coldness, mixed with malicious glee
shows your colors, devastatingly.
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