Fashanova/Michael-obama

"Michael Obama" Lyrics

[Intro]
(Fashanova)

[Chorus]
Breakthroughs, fake news
You're a girl, or man, I don't know
Build buff, six foot, real tough
I don't buy you're a woman no more (Man, man)
Dick tucked, bricked up, sick stuff
Now we know you're hiding a bulge
Gay dudes, fake boobs, fake wombs
It won't be long till you're exposed

[Verse 1]
What is that poking out of your blouse?
It's freakin' me out
Thought someone made up a rumor to troll
I saw it on /pol/
Can't find a pic of you pregnant with kids
It doesn't exist
They all call you Michelle, but I know who you are
You're really Michael Obama
You're pulling a con, but just look at your hands
As big as a mans
When you were first lady it wasn't a trend
So I understand
You went on Ellen and started to dance
What's that in your pants?
Michelle Obama is really a trans (Fashanova)
How long has it been? (Oh no, no)

[Chorus]
Breakthroughs, fake news
You're a girl, or man, I don't know
Build buff, six foot
Real tough, I don't buy you're a woman no more (Man, man)
Dick tucked, bricked up, sick stuff
Now we know you're hiding a bulge
Gay dudes, fake boobs, fake wombs
It won't be long till you're exposed
No, it won't

[Outro]
Joan Rivers, who died a month later
Said that "Obama was gay and that Michelle Obama was a tranny"
Now, a lot of folks had already pointed out shots of her with buldges in her pants or her looking like she was a guy dressing herself
But, how do you call your wife "Michael" when it's "Michelle"
Michael and I-, Michael and I- (Fashanova)
Well, when my Mi-, when, uh Michelle's mad...
When my Mi-, when, uh Michelle's mad...
(Michael and I-, Michael and I-)
How do you call your wife "Michael" when it's "Michelle"?
So they've been really trying to cover this up and they never mention Joan Rivers
And do you think that the country will see the first gay president or the first woman president?
Well we already have it with Obama, so let's just calm down
Got it
You know Michelle is a tranny
I'm sorry, she's a what?
A transgender, we all know

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