Opinion - Italian nose vs jew nose
WARNING: INCOMING FOUL-MOUTHED RANT. AUTHOR HAS BEEN TRIGGERED.
Aside from being lumped in with Sicilians, we Italians also have to tolerate ignorant people who think we are jewish because some of us have large noses.
Ugh...the ignorance!
Don't be a boob. Educate yourself before you embarrass yourself.
I get so sick of ignorant people who can't tell an Italian nose from a jew nose.
To put it simply, jew noses are ugly. Italian noses are not. jews get rhinoplasty (a nose job) to look less jewish. Others get rhinoplasty to look more Italian. Nobody ever got a nose job to look more jewish, ok?
To put it less simply:
An Italian nose can be aquiline, bold, chiseled, classic, commanding, defiant, delicate, freckled, elegant, lean, masculine, prominent, proud, regal, stately, or just simply superior.
A jewish nose can be large or small (usually large), bulbous, spreading upward, squashed, bumpy, humped, crooked, broken looking, hooked, pimpled, veined, sun-spotted, dripping, sniffling, twitching, honking, wrinkled...in other words, ugly.
Unlike most of the rest of Europe, the Romans kicked the jews out of Italy nearly 1800 years ago. They went North for the most part, and tried to pass themselves off as Germans.
An Italian nose (see Leonardo DiCaprio image below) is the most beautiful, distinct nose in the world. It is straight and symetrical and well formed. The Roman bridge, is a variant of the Italian nose that is often associated with great leadership. The Roman Bridge makes the face appear more eagle-like, and those who are lucky enough to bear one, are highly sought after.
jews typically have large noses, but they do nothing to compliment the face. (See Alan Dershowitz below) They are ugly. They are generally misshapen, as if somebody placed a blob of putty in the middle of the face. Unlike a magnificent Italian nose, the jewish nose makes the face look weasle-like, or more often, vulture/buzzard-like. It is generally accompanied by crooked teeth, beady eyes, and ridiculously large furry unkempt eyebrows. If you have ever seen the gag nose and glasses toy, its a good example of a jewish nose.
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